these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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