you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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