3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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