She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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