imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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