So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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