so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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