Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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