Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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