sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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