This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I take back everything I said about communal showers
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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