just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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