when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I could fuck to npr.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Randomize
