brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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