I feel like I'm in dance class right now
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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