i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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