Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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