We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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