She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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