i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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