Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize
