he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
