"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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