you have to choose: penises or morals?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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