it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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