talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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