You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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