doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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