I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
