I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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