I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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