i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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