he wants to bone in the snuggie
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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