1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
worst night to have a conscience
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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