I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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