Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
