how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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