I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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