I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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