Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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