How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
third nipple confirmed
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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