he was CRYING into my vagina
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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