the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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