Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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