Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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