There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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