I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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