You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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