come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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