Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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