I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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