we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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